I don’t understand how someone couldn’t like this show.
(Source: jamaicanjansunprincess, via iswearonmymothersgravy)
Another epic start to The Office, meatball stapler nearly made me choke on my breakfast.
The writers of this show are comedy geniuses.
(Source: fntboyblue)
Bye Steve :( This episode where he leaves made me cry like an absolute baby, never thought The Office would do that to me. It was rather emotional.
Oh shiiiit, no more thats what she saids!
Dwight Shrute is the best character on television;
| Dwight: | I'm about to buy this building, you know. |
| Security Guy: | You don't say. I own a 1/8 share of a property down in Piston. |
| Dwight: | Well, I'm 1/8 proud of you. |
| Dwight: | I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbour's dog. |
| Dwight: | I am faster than 80% of all snakes. |
| Dwight: | Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. |
| Dwight: | I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching. |
| Dwight: | Michael is like Mozart, and I'm like Butch Cassidy. You mess with Mozart and you're gonna get bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy. |
| Dwight: | When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. |
| Dwight: | And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor. |
